Bernard the Banana 🍌 had the best facial hair out of any living banana 🍌. It was official because the banana 🍌 Guiness world record dudes said so and we know they would never lie. Because he had the best facial hair out of any living banana 🍌 he also had the best times like that time he was riding a motorbike🏍️ with a hang glider attached to him and he rode off a cliff and the motorbike🏍️ hit the ground in a fiery🔥 explosion but he was up in the air doing loop the loops in his hang glider just like California Games on the Sega Mastersystem. Ah good times. The End.
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