The story of The Fruity Ping Pong Crew
Once there was this bunch of friends and they travelled from Fruitland to study environmental studies in Sydney. They stayed in some sweet student accomodation that had heaps of sweet art on it and there was a sweet buffet where you could eat heaps of delish food all the time and one time there was a mad pizza party and there was so much pizza that not everyone could eat it and there was this mad dance crew teaching everyone funky new moves and everyone played ping pong and ate pizza and had the sweetest time. Anyhow, they went pretty good in their studies and eventually all grew sweet stashes and were the toast of the town. They played ping pong nearly every day and got heaps good, so good in fact that they travelled around Australia competing in ping pong tournaments and often placing in the top ten. One time they even placed 2nd because a bunch of other teams like the Bad Kitties and the Muffin Muffin Men had food poisoning.