There was this crow called John Crow and he was known for being one of the biggest and blackest crows in Wagga Wagga. He was pretty good at everything that he did and none more so than tennis. That being said he did practice his game quite a lot, like 6 hours a day or sometimes less. He’d set up a couple of those tennis ball cannons and have them firing at him for hours at a time non stop while he practised his returns. Sometimes he’d aim those cannons at the magpies and have a good laugh whilst pelting them with tennis balls. There was this one magpie called Jerry that he really didn’t get on with. Those two did not see eye to eye, not one little bit.
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