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August 22, 2017 at 09:59AM

Say hi to Birth of Beardus. He is participating in a new exhibition at @tortoiseshellgallery with opening night on Wed 23 August 7-9pm.

An Ode to the Birth of Beardus

In the bearded world its a fact little known
That the first ever beard was not actually grown

It appeared fully formed and huge and long
Attached to a man as the world sang a song “Beardus is born, Beardus is here
What a beautiful beard, let us all cheer!” Indeed worthy of song was the beard born that day
The greatest beard to have ever lived so the legends say

The beard was so great clothes the man had no need to wear
His private parts covered by that beautiful face hair

Sadly the purity of beards slowly diminished over time
Each generations beard with less length and shine

But we hold out hope that the beard is here to stay
Growing a little on every mans face each and every day

The End

#mulgatheartist #tortoiseshellgallery #birthofvenus #bithofbeardus

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