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September 13, 2017 at 03:06PM

It’s Henry the Hermit crab, I drew him for Mortgage Choice Sutho Shire. You may see him nipping around The Shire.
An Ode to Henry the Hermit Crab

He was the hugest crab to have ever crab walked the earth
He was certainly not drab and his shell had the largest girth

Theories abound about how he grew so large
Such as how he got radiated on or rode a magical barge

But the truth is more simple and makes a lot more sense
Let me tell you now there’s no need to hold your breath

Instead of inhabiting a shell that was just the right size
He’d always live in one too big in which he’d look silly to most eyes

But he knew that if his body never filled his shell
It would continue to grow large and big and well

Visualisation is another thing that he’d learned to master
He’d picture himself growing up bigger, stronger and faster

So by the time he was a young adult crab and as huge as a house
His contemporaries where still no bigger than a cute little mouse

He became super famous and went on all the talk shows
Jimmy Fallon even referred to him as one of his bros

He travelled the world every day an adventure
With his eyes always peeled for a shell that was bigger, stronger and better

The End

#mulgatheartist #hermitcrab #hermitcrabs

September 12, 2017 at 08:44AM

I drew Captain Jazzy Jetty for @fixx_events recently and boy is he jazzy!
An Ode to Captain Jazzy Jett

Once when Jett was just a little guy
He dreamed of sailing the world and being real fly

He’d go on sweet adventures and even ride a pig
Climb the highest mountains and then bust out a jig

When he finally grew up to be a rad bearded man
He did even more than his original plan

He surfed with those mermaids in the GalΓ‘pagos Isles
And when he built a house he even laid all the tiles

For his sweet drawing skills he was known across the land
He could just about draw anything with just a pen in his hand

He once drew a penguin riding a bike
Chased by a sea lion riding a trike

He drew that as he sailed through the Antarctican seas
Getting frostbite on his fingers it really hurt like the bees

On the beaches up north he now spends his time
Getting tubes e’ry day and being real super fly

The End

#mulgatheartist #fixxevents #captain #beard #beardart

September 09, 2017 at 11:03AM

Cronulla Spring Fair action is happening this weekend. Got a bunch of sweet new tees in stock. Come say hi if you’re around πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ™ #mulgatheartist #cronullaspringfestival #cronullaspringfestival2017

September 06, 2017 at 08:26AM

Painting Toby the Tiger recently at @uow for live art week. I’ll post up a video of his creation soonish.
I’ll be at the UOW Liverpool Campus tomorrow painting something else snazzy, DM me if you’d like to come have a paint 🎨! #liveartweek #mulgatheartist

September 04, 2017 at 02:07PM

I drew Benny Big Foot for the @bondi_barefoot happening this month. If you’re good at running on sand you should get amongst it.
An Ode to Benny Big Foot

He was a fabled creature often thought not real
Descended from Chewie with just as much zeal

Building tree houses in the bush is where he spent his youth
Beautifully crafted abodes for animals like Johnno and Ruth

But as time wore on he felt the desire arise
To jog on the sands as the sun hit the skies

So at Bondi Beach every morn you’ll find him jogging along
Doing laps of the sand and humming his song “I’m Benny Bigfoot and that’s my name,
And running on the sand, that’s my game”

Whenever the beach running race comps were on
He won all his races because he was fast and strong

The fact that he had heaps gigantic feet
Gave him the edge and made him the one to beat

So take off ya shoes and put on ya feet
And have run around on the sandy beach

The End

#mulgatheartist #bondi #bondibeach #bondibarefoot #bigfoot

September 03, 2017 at 10:08AM

Happy fathers day friends, hope you are as happy as a sloth with a little sloth standing on your head.

The story of Stephen the sloth.

When Stephen was little he used to stand on his dads head when they would trek through the swamps of southern Guatemala on their way to the 33rd annual sloth convention where they had heaps of sloth related activities and speakers like the sloth Sam who was an expert on chilling and would give a lecture on new and improved methods of chilling like chilling in the water on the new popular unicorn floating devices. They learnt heaps of good stuff and were all better sloths at the end of the convention. The End.

#mulgatheartist #sloth #happyfathersday

August 31, 2017 at 01:19PM

The complete mural I painted up at @the_prince_hotel featuring all the characters that we know and love. Super enjoyed painting this one!
Sweet colours by @taubmans.
Big thanks to @SophieTurner14 and @fraserhawkins for assisting on the brushes. If you’d like to come paint with me on future murals DM me.

#mulgatheartist #theprincehotel #taubmans #foodart #muralart

August 30, 2017 at 04:36PM

Prince Perry The Pizza πŸ• was known within the pizza πŸ• loving community as the golden goose. Because he was born as the delicious πŸ˜‹ combination of donuts and pizza πŸ• he was the most enjoyable food to eat on the whole planet, even better than lasagne (even Garfield reckons so). After eating him some people have been heard to remark “If I die now I’d be happy”. Ordering him at an eating establishment would also save you money because you wouldn’t have to dish out for dessert because he was the main course and dessert at once. He is and shall always be the golden haired prince of foods. Long live Prince Perry the Pizza. Hazah!

Introduce yourself to Prince Perry the Pizza at @the_prince_hotel.
#mulgatheartist #taubmans #theprincehotel #pizza

August 30, 2017 at 11:36AM

Bernard the Banana 🍌 had the best facial hair out of any living banana 🍌. It was official because the banana 🍌 Guiness world record dudes said so and we know they would never lie. Because he had the best facial hair out of any living banana 🍌 he also had the best times like that time he was riding a motorbike🏍️ with a hang glider attached to him and he rode off a cliff and the motorbike🏍️ hit the ground in a fieryπŸ”₯ explosion but he was up in the air doing loop the loops in his hang glider just like California Games on the Sega Mastersystem. Ah good times. The End.

Say hi to Bernard yourself at @the_prince_hotel

#mulgatheartist #theprincehotel #taubmans

August 29, 2017 at 10:08PM

Prince Harry the hotdog 🌭 was a heaps positive hot dog prince. He would always be giving the double thumbs up to heaps of peeps throughout his day. For example he gave a double thumbs up to Greg the guy who shines his crown cause he did a super spiffy job of shining up his crown one day. It didn’t cost him much to give the double thumbs up to peeps but it often really made their day and put a real bounce in their step and sometimes it caused them to want to give the double thumbs up to peeps they encountered in their day thus paying forward the double thumbs up. The End.

You can check out Prince Harry the Hotdog Prince at @the_prince_hotel in the kids area.

#mulgatheartist #princeharry #hotdog

August 26, 2017 at 02:57PM

Hope your having sweet adventures this weekend like @sheriffwood and Schubert the Sugar Skull did recently.
I’ll have my stall at North Miranda Public School Fair tomorrow (Sunday 27 August), adventure on down to grab some sweet fathers day gifts and other things.

An Ode to Schubert the Diamond Sugar Skull

They were digging in the desert as the sun beat down
When their shovels hit something hard in the ground

It was a sugary skull that was a sight to behold
Encrusted in black diamonds and wearing sunnies so gold

As they gingerly lifted him from the earth
He announced that his name was the one and only Schubert

He was a magical skull from another dimension
A world of peaceful vibes and no inner tension

Then he started to sing the most beautiful song
And the peaceful vibes he emitted were so very strong

The End


August 22, 2017 at 09:59AM

Say hi to Birth of Beardus. He is participating in a new exhibition at @tortoiseshellgallery with opening night on Wed 23 August 7-9pm.

An Ode to the Birth of Beardus

In the bearded world its a fact little known
That the first ever beard was not actually grown

It appeared fully formed and huge and long
Attached to a man as the world sang a song “Beardus is born, Beardus is here
What a beautiful beard, let us all cheer!” Indeed worthy of song was the beard born that day
The greatest beard to have ever lived so the legends say

The beard was so great clothes the man had no need to wear
His private parts covered by that beautiful face hair

Sadly the purity of beards slowly diminishedΒ over time
Each generations beard with less length and shine

But we hold out hope that the beard is here to stay
Growing a little on every mans face each and every day

The End

#mulgatheartist #tortoiseshellgallery #birthofvenus #bithofbeardus

August 20, 2017 at 10:06AM

It’s Pearl the Pussycat, I drew her for Pearl’s 8th birthday which is today.

An Ode to Pearl the Pussycat

She was the fluffiest cat I have ever seen
And her soft soft fur had a shine and a gleam

She had the sweetest poncho in all of the place
Whilst wearing her poncho she always had a happy face

She was heaps good at running the best in her clowder
Her favourite dinner was carrots with a side of clam chowder

She was so fast at running she could catch the rainbow
She’d sprint up that thing with it’s colour and glow

When she’d reach the summit she’d stop for a chamomileΒ tea
With her buddy the unicorns who were super friendly

Then they’d prance around in the clouds so fluffy and white
Pearl would pretend to be a pink cloud, she was quite a sight

Sometimes baby rainbow would come hang out with Pearl
They’d frolic under the sprinkler and jump and twirl

Those were the days and that was the thing
This is the end of this ode ring a ding ding

The End

#mulgatheartist #pearlthepussycat #catart

August 19, 2017 at 12:24PM

Pablo the pineapple was the most happiest pineapple in the Pineapple Isles.
Do you want to know why? I’ll tell you right now, it was because he was the only pineapple in the Pineapple Isles who could grow a BEARD.
There’s a few theories as to how his beard started to grow and why it continues to grow but the most accepted theory is that it started to grow when he rejected the long held belief that pineapples have to sit in their little shrub day after day waiting to get harvested and eventually turned into a pina colada.
When he was just knee high to a cricket he jumped off his shrub 🌱and went on sweet adventures. Some of his adventures were climbing Pineapple Mountain πŸβ›°, canoeing across the Pineapple Straights to visit Banana 🍌 Island, parachuting off a flamingo’s back, forming a rock band with other free spirited fruits (they were called Pablo and the Peanuts πŸ₯œ even though no peanuts were in the band) and bungee jumping into the volcano πŸŒ‹ atop Pineapple Mountain πŸβ›°.
With each adventure a beard hair would grow until he went on so many adventures that he had the most plump beard ever.
And that is the story of Pablo the Pineapple 🍍. The End

#mulgatheartist #pablothepineapple #pineapple #posca #art

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