Archive | Beards

July 15, 2017 at 02:44PM

It’s Captain Crook, he was from my zombie series about 5 years ago. The original Captain Crook will be on display at a new show at @tortoiseshellgallery curated by @activatedwalls. Opening drinks this Sunday, 2-5 pm.
An Ode to Captain Crook
By @spiderbones

If you’re after a captain
Who looks more sleazy
You’d be hard pressed
This one’s real greasy

From port to port
He’s known all round
As the meanest moustache
To ever run aground

Once the commodore
Of a mighty fleet
Now he hangs out
Where the fishes sleep

The legend goes
That he was steering his vessel
When first mate Billy
Gave him the cutthroat special

His mutinous crew
Began to rejoice
Till they heard a rumble
A sickening voice
Turns out that zombies
Don’t bleed too much
And Captain Crook
Wasn’t dead as such

The terrified crew
Bailed in quick succession
And Crook was left nursing
His leering expression

Not at all pleased
He set about fishing
His mutinous crew
Ending up in the kitchen
To figure what happened
You don’t need much vision
Just spare a thought for the crew
The next time you go fishin’

The End

#mulgatheartist #activatedwalls #tortoiseshellgallery

July 14, 2017 at 07:55AM

Detail of the mural for @carltondry
??????? Boom Box Barry, Henry the Horse, Douggie the Dolphin, Ollie the Other Dolphin, Stevo the Skull and Farkas the Four Eyed Dog were always up for a good time.

Their favourite group activity to do together was dance battles. Boom Box Barry would rock up with his 80s boom box and turn up the jams and then each member of the troupe would try to out do each other with the most outrageous dance moves.

One time Ollie the Other Dolphin did 13 consecutive spins on his snout whilst eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

The End

#mulgatheartist #taubmans

July 12, 2017 at 11:26PM

Good times painting up a storm in the new Poke Bowl opening on Oxford Street soon.

Cheers Kate, Astrid and Mark for helping me paint it @taubmans for the colours. Yew???? #mulgatheartist #taubmans #pokebowl

July 11, 2017 at 11:13PM

Day one painting progress for the new @pokebowl_cronulla store on Oxford Street. Woo woo! ??? #mulgatheartist #pokebowl #taubmans

July 11, 2017 at 01:21PM

I painted @pokebowl_cronulla last year and it turned out quite snazzy so now I get to paint some more. Painting a new Poke Bowl shop on Oxford Street today, if you are near and clear come by for a paint.

#pokebowlcronulla #mulgatheartist

July 10, 2017 at 09:37PM

A section of the mural I painted for the @carltondry bar at Splendour in the Grass this year.

The story of Henderson the Hot Dog Rock Dog

Henderson the Hot Dog Rock Dog loves nothing more than to shred out blistering guitar solos in front of huge crowds of hot dogs, some of them not even wearing their buns. One time he did a guitar solo for over 45 minutes and when he opened his eyes everyone had gone home to bed.

The End

Paints by @taubmans

#mulgatheartist #taubmans

July 08, 2017 at 08:09AM

Painted a sweet mural for the @carltondry setup at @splendourinthegrass this year.
Who’s going? Might see ya there!

Colours by @taumbans
#mulgatheartist #carltondry #taubmans

July 06, 2017 at 10:07PM

Had a radical time painting this bearded dude at Bondi Beach.

An Ode to Bermuda Beard Bobby King of the Beach

Once in a while there comes along a guy
Whose beard is nearly as big as the sky

His beard has the most magical reach
That’s why we call him Bermuda Bobby King of the Beach

His beard is so deep like the ocean blue
With a multitude of islands poking out through

Unseen to the eye deep within that beard fur
Swim magical dolphins singing the songs of Cher

Their harmonies are really something to hear
Like musical gold dripping in your left ear

So next time you hit the beach and its sands so yella
Spare a thought for Bobby the beach loving fella

The End

Cheers for the sweet name suggestion @jimothy_vickars ? @myannawedes

Paint by @taubmans and flouro paint by @permaplastik

#mulga #mulgatheartist #bondi #beardart #bondibeach

July 05, 2017 at 09:34AM

Had a sweet day painting down at the Bondi Beach Seawall yesterday, shout outs to all those passing by who had a paint with me ??? What should we name this guy? ?:@langulin
#mulgatheartist #bondi #kingofthebeach #streetart #beard

July 04, 2017 at 11:19AM

I’m back at Bondi beach today painting a new bearded mural on the wall near the skatepark. Come by for a paint if your around! ??????
#mulgatheartist

June 30, 2017 at 08:34AM

It’s the last day to grab a dealio from my online shop. Get 20% off everything with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June. Free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150.

The original Knifebeard Nathan artwork is still available as well, he’s one of my favs.

An Ode to Knifebeard Nathan

Knifebeard Nathan is a fisherman dude
And his choice of dish is fresh salty seafood

He runs a fleet of boats called Nathan’s Navy
In the Sothern Ocean where it’s often wavy

He’s always prepared and that’s exactly why
He keeps his knife in his beard and his whiskers dry

Should trouble arise like a beast from the dark
His blade is ready like a tooth from a shark

With a cut cut here and a slice slice there
His dagger is handy when lodged in his hair

The End

#mulgatheartist

June 29, 2017 at 05:42PM

Got a little end of financial year sale on, there’s 20% off everything in my online shop with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June. Free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. Woo ?

Ode to Roger Rainbow

There was this dude called Roger and he was a man
And he had some of the greatest ideas in the whole of the land

His ideas always generated value of an excellent kind
Always originating from a place deep in his mind

Once his ideas were born they’d spiral around 
His majestic beard forever twirling on down

Sometimes unicorns appear and other times hats made of fruit
Other times it’s singing elves and other times diamonds so beaut

Whatever the cause we must all agree 
That he’s a special guy with a mind that can see

The End

#mulgatheartist

June 29, 2017 at 08:03AM

Save some ?? with my End of Financial year sale and get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. ??? An Ode to King Bling Bruce

They call him the crazy banana king
And old king Bruce sure loves the bling

He trades bananas for diamonds and jewels
Because in his mind it’s the bling that rules

His mindless pursuit of all that shines
Is leading towards some pretty hard times

For there will come a day for old king Bruce
When his jig is up and he’s cooked his goose

There’ll be no bananas left, only bling on his turf
And in the end, bling is of little worth

The End

#mulgatheartist

June 28, 2017 at 07:26PM

SALE TIME! Get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. Woo yeah????? The story of Gianopoulis Skull Beard

Ever since he was a young boy Gianopoulis wanted to be a barber. He looked up to the bearded barbers in his village with their curly moustaches and dexterous scissor fingers. They were the most respected members in the community even more so than the doctor or Uber driver. They alone had the power over which dudes in the village had the sweetest haircut or who had the most perfectly groomed beard. If you got in their bad books you had no choice but to move far away and never return because you’d never get a decent cut again. That’s just the way it was. Anyhow, when Gianopoulis grew up he grew to be big and strong and he left his village to travel the world and learn the art of barbering in many foreign lands. After many glorious years he returned to his home village and took over the only barber shop in town when the other barbers retired. He was super skilled (some even said magical but more on that later) and people would come from far and wide just to see him cut hair and not even to get a cut themselves because he was booked out 18 months in advance. The End.

#mulgatheartist #headshed #beard #barber #skull #beardedskull #eofys #eofysale

June 27, 2017 at 10:09PM

Happy days, it’s time for an end of financial year sale! Get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free shipping for orders over $150 Aus wide.???? #mulgatheartist #eofys

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