Archive | Beards

June 30, 2017 at 08:34AM

It’s the last day to grab a dealio from my online shop. Get 20% off everything with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June. Free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150.

The original Knifebeard Nathan artwork is still available as well, he’s one of my favs.

An Ode to Knifebeard Nathan

Knifebeard Nathan is a fisherman dude
And his choice of dish is fresh salty seafood

He runs a fleet of boats called Nathan’s Navy
In the Sothern Ocean where it’s often wavy

He’s always prepared and that’s exactly why
He keeps his knife in his beard and his whiskers dry

Should trouble arise like a beast from the dark
His blade is ready like a tooth from a shark

With a cut cut here and a slice slice there
His dagger is handy when lodged in his hair

The End


June 29, 2017 at 05:42PM

Got a little end of financial year sale on, there’s 20% off everything in my online shop with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June. Free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. Woo ?

Ode to Roger Rainbow

There was this dude called Roger and he was a man
And he had some of the greatest ideas in the whole of the land

His ideas always generated value of an excellent kind
Always originating from a place deep in his mind

Once his ideas were born they’d spiral around 
His majestic beard forever twirling on down

Sometimes unicorns appear and other times hats made of fruit
Other times it’s singing elves and other times diamonds so beaut

Whatever the cause we must all agree 
That he’s a special guy with a mind that can see

The End


June 29, 2017 at 08:03AM

Save some ?? with my End of Financial year sale and get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. ??? An Ode to King Bling Bruce

They call him the crazy banana king
And old king Bruce sure loves the bling

He trades bananas for diamonds and jewels
Because in his mind it’s the bling that rules

His mindless pursuit of all that shines
Is leading towards some pretty hard times

For there will come a day for old king Bruce
When his jig is up and he’s cooked his goose

There’ll be no bananas left, only bling on his turf
And in the end, bling is of little worth

The End


June 28, 2017 at 07:26PM

SALE TIME! Get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free SHIPPING within Aus for orders over $150. Woo yeah????? The story of Gianopoulis Skull Beard

Ever since he was a young boy Gianopoulis wanted to be a barber. He looked up to the bearded barbers in his village with their curly moustaches and dexterous scissor fingers. They were the most respected members in the community even more so than the doctor or Uber driver. They alone had the power over which dudes in the village had the sweetest haircut or who had the most perfectly groomed beard. If you got in their bad books you had no choice but to move far away and never return because you’d never get a decent cut again. That’s just the way it was. Anyhow, when Gianopoulis grew up he grew to be big and strong and he left his village to travel the world and learn the art of barbering in many foreign lands. After many glorious years he returned to his home village and took over the only barber shop in town when the other barbers retired. He was super skilled (some even said magical but more on that later) and people would come from far and wide just to see him cut hair and not even to get a cut themselves because he was booked out 18 months in advance. The End.

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June 27, 2017 at 10:09PM

Happy days, it’s time for an end of financial year sale! Get 20% off everything in my online shop (even originals!) with the code”EOFYS” until 30 June and don’t forget there’s free shipping for orders over $150 Aus wide.???? #mulgatheartist #eofys

June 26, 2017 at 06:47AM

Creating Dr Rockatoo the Cockatoo earlier this year.

The story of Dr Rockatoo the Cockatoo
Dr Rockatoo the Cockatoo is a doctor of rockets, flying, aeronautics and the like. He is the only bird in the world to hold such qualifications and consults to NASA on heaps hard problems that even their top guys can’t figure out. One such problem was how to get those darn seagulls to stop pooping on all the rocketships. His ingenious solution was to build a fish and chip shop just near where all the rockets are so now instead of sitting on the rockets and making a big mess the seagulls go and buy some fish and chips and sit in the allocated seating area. It even provided additional jobs in the area so it really was a win win for everyone involved.

The End ?:@throughpensandlens

#mulgatheartist #permaplastik #posca #cockatoo

June 25, 2017 at 09:51AM

Painting Sammy the Gorilla at the Samsung launch of #theframe

Glow paints by @permaplastik

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June 24, 2017 at 08:11AM

My first time painting on an upsidy downy surface. The year 5 students at St Ambrose pretty much painted all of this one and they did a most splendid job ??? #mulgatheartist #taubmans

June 23, 2017 at 01:26PM

Doves and mustachioed watermelons at St. Ambrose Primary School yesterday, the perfect combo! Was great meeting and painting with all the students and teachers.
Cheers @taubmans for the paint.

#mulgatheartist #taubmans #dove #watermelon

June 22, 2017 at 09:21PM

Had a most splendid time painting Sammy the Gorilla at the launch of Samsung’s The Frame launch party????? #theframe #mulgatheartist

June 21, 2017 at 08:49AM

A moment of solitude after painting with 75 year 5 students at St. Ambrose Primary School yesterday. See you Thursday kids!
#mulgatheartist #taubmans

June 19, 2017 at 04:48PM

T’was fun times with old and new friends painting the @theweeknd in Sydney earlier this year.

I’m painting a mural in Port Melbourne next week (26-28 June), if you wanna come and have a paint and learn my secrets send me a message, guaranteed good times ??? #mulgatheartist #theweeknd

June 17, 2017 at 08:43AM

It’s Mulga the Gorilla, a self portrait I painted for the Hazelhurst Art on Paper Award.

You can check him out and the video of me painting the work (filmed by @robbirchallmedia) at @hazelhurstgallery until 16 July.
Please also give me a vote in the peoples choice award, that would be much appreciated ?

An Ode to Mulga the Gorilla
Mulga was a gorilla the colour of aqua blue
He painted at day and at night he ate mung bean stew
He enjoyed a bread roll with his nightly stew
Lightly toasted with lots of butter oozing like goo
He cultivated his beard like a garden so green
T’was a magnificent thing with a glisten and gleam
Some said it was magical others said it was gross
But no-one denied it was hairier than most
But the truth of the matter is that it was a special beard
It had magical arty abilities, I know it sounds weird
Once he fell asleep while making a sketch
And when he awoke his beard had painted the rest
From that day on that’s how he made all of his art
The beard would finish the piece of which he would start
The End

#mulgatheartist #taubmans #posca #hazelhurst

June 16, 2017 at 03:06PM

It’s the 2nd last day to check out @vividsydney. A bunch of artists and myself painted with invisible glow paints in a magical tunnel for the @fredhollows Gift of Sight installation.

It’s pretty groovy, you can check it out in Darling Harbour close to the playground.

#vividsydney2017 #vividsydney #vivid #fredhollows #mulgatheartist

June 15, 2017 at 09:45PM

Pearly grabbing a well earned Slurpee after her athletics carnival
?????☁️???? @slurpeeaus
#slurpeeaus #slurpee #mulgatheartist

June 13, 2017 at 06:13PM

Radical Ralph knows how to have a good time. Painted a few years ago at Kings Cross Hotel one night. ????? #mulgatheartist