The story of Greg the Octopus (We Run this Beach). Once there was a beach and it was a super nice beach. It had all the things you want in a beach like sand and water and waves.There was even a couple of fishes and whatnot.
Then one day there was this sailing ship sailing past and Greg the huge octopus that lived in the underwater caves by the beach didn’t like the cut of it’s jib so he smashed it with his long tentacles and then all the wood from the boat was drifting everywhere all over the water and sand and stuff.
After that Greg was like “Yo, this my beeaach!” and he was holding a flag that said Yo and wearing a crown and being all dope like the boss octo he was. That’s the story of this beach and it’s slippery king, Greg the Octopus.