As it’s Melbourne Cup day I thought you would be interested to know that after the Melbourne cup is over all the horses go ten pin bowling because it’s their favourite thing to do after eating peanut butter. True story.
The story of Bruno the Bowling Alicorn
It’s a little known fact that alicorns are crazy for ten pin bowling. Back on their home planet of Alicornia ten pin bowling establishments outnumber any other kind of establishment ten to one. If you told a child alicorn that you were taking them to the most magical theme park in the galaxy they would cry and say “no we wanna go ten pin bowling instead, neigh! “. That’s how much alicorns love ten pin bowling. Anyhow I digress, the story goes that among the many millions of alicorns living on planet Alicornia one alicorn shone brighter than the rest. His name was Bruno and he was a magical handsome beast. He had a really good job manufacturing rainbows at Rob’s Rainbow Industries Incorporated but lost it due to his repeated tendancy to take longer than normal lunches spent playing ten pin bowling. Without a job and no way to make a living on planet Alicornia he grabbed his trusty bowling ball (who was called Barry the ball) and flew out into the galaxy to spread the love of ten pin bowling. He visited many planets and they all laughed him out of town, all except one called planet Earth. The humans on earth got it and also fell in love with the game and bowling alleys starting popping up all around the place. Bruno was super proud and also made heaps of money because he had hired a good patent lawyer and for every ball that was bowled he made a cut.
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