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Captain Meow

Mulga the Artist - Captain Meow

An Ode to Captain Meow

This is one cat who don’t suffer the fool
That feeds him some cat food gruel

Fed up with his nitwit owner
And tired of being a fat cat moaner

Grumpy cat up and left and ran far away
In search of nice foods and a better day

He journeyed far and ended up at a port
Where he hopped on a boat just for sport

In time he became captain of that ship
Ruling over his crew with an iron grip

Now his fish is as fresh as fresh can be
Straight into his belly from outta the sea

The End

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