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The Birth of Beardus Video

Check out the Birth of Beardus tonight (23 August 2017) at Tortoiseshell Gallery for the opening night of ‘500 Years’.
Curated by Activated Walls the show features modern day artworks inspired by heaps old artworks. The show runs until 10 Sep.
An Ode to the Birth of Beardus
In the bearded world its a fact little known
That the first ever beard was not actually grownIt appeared fully formed and huge and long
Attached to a man as the world sang a song “Beardus is born, Beardus is here
What a beautiful beard, let us all cheer!” Indeed worthy of song was the beard born that day
The greatest beard to have ever lived so the legends say

The beard was so great clothes the man had no need to wear
His private parts covered by that beautiful face hair

Sadly the purity of beards slowly diminished over time
Each generations beard with less length and shine

But we hold out hope that the beard is here to stay
Growing a little on every mans face each and every day

The End

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