I am showing 6 awesome gorilla head portraits in the $200 category.
Come along and stroke a gorilla beard with your mind.
Cabin Fever art show at Platform 72
Anton the Aztec Goat
An Ode to Anton the Aztec Goat
A goat called Anton rowed his boat
Every day around the castle in the moat
And in that boat he wore a coat
And its patterns were great, he was known to gloat
“In the Incas I obtained my patterned coat”
In his daily journal is what he wrote
The coat was payment made in full
For head-butting one rampaging bull
He butted the bull and it ran away
And he saved all the village folk on that day
But that was a long time in the past
And now he can’t even run that fast
His time is now spent as a goat in a boat
Paddling in a moat while wearing a coat
It might seem silly but it floats his boat
That Anton the Goat who’s known to gloat
The End
Smokey Joe the Hipster
Buy a print at my shop.
An Ode to Smokey Joe the Hipster
I would like you to meet Mr Smokey Joe
If it’s a hipster your after he’s the guy to know
He rolls his own durries and wears a big coat
And like a duck to water he’s not one to gloat
He knows the cool bands before they exist
And that’s cooler than hip if your getting my gist
But his claim to glory and hipster crown
Is the growth on his face, his beard so brown
Without this feature he would cease to exist
Be but a vapour of air or a patch of mist
It signifies that he is the dominant man
Because without the beard he’s probably bland
So the lesson to learn and heed this time
And the reason for this here hipster ryhme
Is that growing a beard could be your best move
Get you outta your funk and into the groove
This beard could become your very best feature
And transform you into a hairy masculine creature
The End
Ole Pointy Beard Pete
I was commissioned to paint this for a lucky gentlemen’s birthday present.
Buy a print of this here.
An Ode to Ole Pointy Beard Pete
Ole Pointy Beard Pete loves his single fin stick
It goes super fast and rides real slick
He always runs swiftly towards the ocean
As if he is strengthened by some magical potion
His beard trails behind like a bushy tail
And sometimes he uses it as a sail
He’s a surf hunter adventure man
He’s surfed in Alaska and even Iran
He once rode a wave onto the back of a whale
Then the whale got angry and flicked it’s tail
That was the best darn ride Ole Pete ever had
And when he remembers that day it always makes him glad
The End
Illustrator Australia 2013 awards
I won Gold in the Illustrator Australia 2013 awards for my entry of these 4 bearded dudes. Goes to show beards a pretty rad.
Here’s the link to the awards page http://www.illustratorsaustralia.com/news/illustrators_australia_awards_2013_winners
Bearded Elvis
Today marks the day 56 years ago that Elvis’s debut album, “Elvis Presley” was released.
I drew a picture of him with a sweet beard.
You can buy a print of this artwork here.
An Ode to Bearded Elvis
Most geezers think Elvis aint alive
But the truth is he’s just in disguise
I saw him the other day cruising down the street
He had a beard so spectacular and long and neat
Turns out he’s been hiding away
Behind his beard and bales of hay
All those many, many moons ago
He grew tired of the crowds and the Elvis show
So he pretended to die and began to grow a mo
Then the mo became a goatee that hung so low
Then came the chops and a full beard in time
Thus concludes this story and bearded Elvis rhyme
The End
Terry the Tiger
I drew Terry the Tiger for a Le QC x Mulga collab. You can buy Terry on tees and jumpers at http://quaycollective.myshopify.com/collections/le-qc
An Ode to Terry the Tiger
Terry the Tiger was terrrific indeed
Of this single fact all the animals agreed
He ruled the jungle like a stripey king
Sometimes he would lounge, sometimes he would sing
Everywhere he went he wore his dazzling coat
And when he crossed the river he travelled by boat
He made his castle high in the trees
And he ate of the honey produced by bees
He was the finest specimen in all the land
And he fronted the best jungle rock band
They played every Saturday at the Jungle Pub
And chilled out after in the jungle hot tub
Bear Hat Bob
An Ode to Bear Hat Bob
Bear Hat Bob is an outdoors guy
At home in the mountains and under the sky
He walks around with his sunglasses pink
Even at night it seems odd you might think
Bart the Bear was his very best friend
The wilderness they journeyed from end to end
One day in the spring they came across a river
The water was cold it made them shiver
They attempted to cross on a fallen tree
But Bart fell into that freezing stream
He couldn’t swim so he drowned to death
He had breathed his last, his very last breath
Bob was so sad and he cried for week
He cried in the day and he cried in his sleep
To remember his friend, the Bear called Bart
Bob wore him as a hat and now they’re never apart
The End
Mulga and Gerard Brown Art Show in Wollongong
Its going down this Saturday 9th, featuring Mulga The Artist and Gerard Brown.
There will be Original Artworks, Tunes, Poetry, Beverages and a Live Art Collab between Mulga and Gerard.
“Keep the date free… Or free it up!!
Its gonna be epic!
Supported by ART PARK
For more info email quaystore@gmail.com
http://www.facebook.com/theartpark
http://www.facebook.com/mulgatheartist
http://www.facebook.com/gerardbrowncreative
Trevor Trumpet Face
An Ode to Trevor Trumpet Face
He has big elephant ears and a trunk for a nose
He has a trumpet on his face and it looks like a hose
With every sneeze his big trumpet sounds
And the largeness of the volume knows no bounds
It scares away all the birds in the trees
That’s exactly what happens every time he does a sneeze
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