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Get in quick because there is only one of each. This one is Brad the Rad Crab.
An Ode to Brad the Rad Crab
Brad the Rad Crab was a most radical crab
Born under the sea where life was never ever drab
He was separated from his family at a very young age
And adopted by a rainbow parrot fish called Johnny Page
He travelled the underwater kingdom on Johnny’s back so scaly
To where Johnny performed stand up and all the fishes laughed gaily
Something magical would occur with every trip they’d make
A colour would transfer from Johnny and to Brad it would take
Over a period of many years Brad’s transformation was complete
He was so fantastically coloured like some kind of rainbow sheep
Johnny retired to a peaceful cove somewhere in the Bahamas
And Brad became a stand up comedian and ate many bananas