My 3 paintings from the module are up for auction with proceeds going to @rednosedayaustralia. Find the auction link in the profile of @supercheap_storage. 📦
Could be your chance to get a large scale painting of mine at a pretty affordable price. ✊
Use the code “puzzlemaster” when buying from my online shop (link in my profile) to get 20% off only until tomorrow. Woo! 🍧
There is two types of puzzles, 35 pieces for the kids and 672 piece for the big kids. 💃
To celebrate I’m having an introductory sale of 20% off puzzles until Monday in my online shop.
Just use the code “puzzlemaster”.
Yay, let’s get puzzled!
He is famous for leading a raiding party 200km from the Banana Kingdom across the Sea of Doom to the Kingdom of Mandarins. They vanquished their foes the Orange Orangutans by shooting bananas from their banana guns like out of the movie Madagascar Europe’s Most Wanted.
After their victory they sat down to a feast of the choicest mandarins the kingdom had to offer. After the first bite they realised that they didn’t like mandarins at all so they sailed back home to their Banana Kingdom and feasted on the choicest bananas for the rest of their days.
My paintings of Viking Victor the Gorilla , Sid the Sexy Lion and King Beardankhamun are all up for auction with all proceeds going to @rednosedayaustralia. Check out @supercheap_storage for the link to the auction.
I would love to hear your ideas about his story.
The story of King Beardankhamun
King Beardankhamun was probably the best king that ancient Egypt ever had. It was because he had the sweetest of sweet beards and he made a royal decree that all the dudes of beard growing age in ancient Egypt must grow a beard or be thrown in that pit where there is heaps of snakes like from Indiana Jones. Under his rule Egypt was the most prosperous nation on earth and everyone came to visit them and check out their sweet pyramids and parchments. The End.
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June 23, 2016 at 11:50AM
An Ode to Floyd the Flamingo
Floyd the flamingo loves to limbo
He’s a bird with shoes and he does electric poos
He’s a dude but he don’t mind wearing pink
He stands on one leg and he don’t care what you think
He likes to swoon on the dark side of the moon
But everyone knows this pink Floyd aint no goon
He’s a groovy bird and he likes to dance
His moonwalk will fully leave you in a trance
With crown on his head and kicks on his feet
There’s nothing Floyd likes more than a sweet disco beat
As a flamingo he’s pretty neat
And when you lick his feathers it tastes pretty sweet
Watch his legs as he bounces to his funky beat
He is truly the funkiest thing you’ll ever meet
Cheers to @loft_official @his_japan for hosting me and @gshock_jp for the sweet watch.
Check out @mulgatheartistjapan for my Japan happenings. #mulgatheartistjapan
I’ll have sweet products selling in @loft_official Shibuya for the next 2 weeks.
The story of Barrel Beard Darrell and the Dolphin Dynasty.
Darrell was born 13 minutes after Donnie and shared the trait of dolphins occupying his beard. He liked to wear a sweet head band and it made him be heaps good at karate even better than when Jayden Smith was the karate kid.
He moved to Japan when he was a 19 to train at the Japanese Karate Institute for Gifted Foreigners and was the star pupil for the duration of his stay. He beat the record of chopping the most bits of wood in half by 3 bits of wood and he was given a pendant in recognition. Everyone clapped and cheered, even his three dolphin buddies. The End.
He is the brother of Dolphin Beard Donnie. What should we name him?
The story of King Kemono King of Beasts
King Kemono King of Beasts was born Lazarus the Lion on the island of Delos in ancient Greece. He lived a humble life spending his days attending school and sailing his sailing boat and fishing for dinner.
When he grew up he took over the family cheese making business. The family cheese making business prospered under his stewardship but Lazarus grew restless and longed for adventure.
So one day he packed his sailing ship and sailed into the big blue yonder. He sailed the world for 3 years and had the best of times and the worst of times but mostly pretty good times.
When he arrived in Japan he fell in love with the place and the delish sushi on offer and decided to settle in Tokyo a bustling metropolis.
He purchased a minority shareholding in a local cheese importing company and through his contacts and expertise in the cheese industry he was able to grow it to be the number one cheese importing business in Japan.
The Japanese people named him King Kemono King of Beasts (and cheese) and everyone had a good time. The End.
Part of his story is that he is a minority shareholder in the number one Japanese cheese importing company. Stay tuned to hear his full story.
What should we name him?
This guy is brothers with Leroy the Lion. What should we name him?!