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Birth of Beardus - Original Painting

$1,600.00

Original Mulga painting. Acrylic paint on Plywood. Sized at 137 x 82 x 1.2 cm. Ready to hang and one of a kind. FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE.   An Ode to the Birth of Beardus In the bearded world its a fact little known That the first ever beard was not actually grown It appeared...

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Original Mulga painting.

Acrylic paint on Plywood.

Sized at 137 x 82 x 1.2 cm.

Ready to hang and one of a kind.

FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE.

 

An Ode to the Birth of Beardus
In the bearded world its a fact little known
That the first ever beard was not actually grown
It appeared fully formed and huge and long
Attached to a man as the world sang a song
"Beardus is born, Beardus is here
What a beautiful beard, let us all cheer!"
Indeed worthy of song was the beard born that day
The greatest beard to have ever lived so the legends say
The beard was so great clothes the man had no need to wear
His private parts covered by that beautiful face hair
Sadly the purity of beards slowly diminished over time
Each generations beard with less length and shine
But we hold out hope that the beard is here to stay
Growing a little on every mans face each and every day
The End
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